Where We're Registered

Soon to come, the weddings nearing, Should you ponder gifts for rearing
Over many a shop of spurious volumes of begotten snores
Should you ponder, almost stopping, suddenly there comes a shocking
Site to help your thoughtful shopping
shopping for our wedding noir

A list of gifts or coin

To wed the Duncans

Forever More

*Translation*

The Wedding date is fast approaching and if you wanted to give a gift
but didn’t want to purchase questionable things on the Dark Web or get something too cliche
We’ve made this web page to help you shop
for a strange and eccentric couple of love birds
on an Amazon Gift Registry or Just giving to our Honeymoon/Familymoon Fund

Not required

With love and appreciation from the Duncan Family

Always.